im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
VANILLA PUDDING JOHN SMITH OMFG
the interracial struggle is real
I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’