Argument I heard on the bus  

• Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

neopiacentral:

if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life

the-awesomeness-of-doitsu:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

OH MY GOD

msjewbooty:

nemo. 13. bi. i never wanna see my fucking dad again he doesnt understand me so i ran away. i have cfd (chronic fin disorder) and depression, anxiety, and i cut my fin off once. i love boats if you have a problem with that you can fucking leave.