theofficialmrsclaus:

iM G OING TO HAVE A STROKE

The Big Timmy Challenge: 2 half-pound burger patties, cheddar, jack, mozzarella, swiss, bacon, onion straws, BBQ sauce, lettuce and red onion piled high and served with french fries and onion rings

i-amnota-coconut:

lets-touch-butts:

sometimes-iwonderwhy:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip.

would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again

how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG

oh god

its3amnow:

downawhoresthroat:

kristie369:

i’d have a heart attack if i was her.

i’d shit my pants

OMG I’D KILL HIM 

OhHh mYgOD

CLARENCE JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF

THE EFFING

ROUNDEST CAT ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANETTTTTTTTTTT