iM G OING TO HAVE A STROKE
iM G OING TO HAVE A STROKE
The Big Timmy Challenge: 2 half-pound burger patties, cheddar, jack, mozzarella, swiss, bacon, onion straws, BBQ sauce, lettuce and red onion piled high and served with french fries and onion rings

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip.
would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again
how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG
oh god

i’d have a heart attack if i was her.
i’d shit my pants
OMG I’D KILL HIM
i’d have a heart attack if i was her.
i’d shit my pants
OMG I’D KILL HIM
OhHh mYgOD
CLARENCE JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF
THE EFFING
ROUNDEST CAT ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANETTTTTTTTTTT

