Today's A Good Day 。◕‿◕。
  • me: does 5 minute work out
  • me: expects drastic changes
  • AWW HAHAHAHA

    AWW HAHAHAHA

    do you me know who is beautiful?

    read the third word 

    homosaurus-rex:

    It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

    killself:

    visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

    bserk:

    funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

    funkysafari:

    You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

    But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

    Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

    meanwhile,  

    meanwhile,

  • zuko: /reads the paper
  • zuko: WHAT
  • zuko: a firebender killed someone aGAIN?
  • zuko: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE
  • zuko: YOU ARE NOT HELPING ALL OF THE HONOR THAT I TRIED TO RESTORE TO THE FIRE NATION
  • zuko: oh my God riGHT IN THE HONOR
  • yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 
Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:
making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.
For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

    yaoifight:

    This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

    Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

    • making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
    • changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
    • a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

    For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

    gerard-gay:

    my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months 

    puckermanfabray:

    lets play “which download link is the real one”

    rubywhiterabbit:

    My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

    Pluto is there.

    The artist remembered Pluto.

    Guys…

    The artist drew Pluto crying.

    [Flash 10 is required to watch video]

    meghantonjes:

    voluptuous-lolita:

    WHAT THE FUCK!

    the only person who needs to see this is @tyleroakley.

    tastefullyoffensive:

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