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best-of-funny: lexcanroar: oh my god I just snorted pineapple...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:17:30 -0700

lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose

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siggymcpissyface: johorror: I bought a sandwich cutter from...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:16:58 -0700

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.

LIFE HACK

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:44:59 -0700

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:51:53 -0700

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

tedonik: 0rdinarykid: I forgot to cat Decided to dog.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:51:22 -0700

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:48:45 -0700

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:44:35 -0700

he looks like he wants to murder me in two of the pictures

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:39:58 -0700

he looks like he wants to murder me in two of the pictures

botoxheart: pleatedjeans: Six seconds well spent. It was. It...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:35:27 -0700

botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:15:20 -0700

myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:14:24 -0700

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

pastelmorgue: eradicategirlhate: you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:09:47 -0700

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

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Fri, 17 May 2013 01:04:42 -0700

Lemme tell you about biochem

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:46 -0700

nomnombutteredtoast:

Glucose is a fat cheerleader with her pompoms down and kicking her right leg up. (RAH RAH YEAH GO TEAM)

Mannose is a fat whore with both her legs up in the air.
(IMEAN LOOKAT THAT)

Fructose is a foo fighter. (WHUTAHHHHH)

ly0nheart1: harezora: iamtonysexual: renkris: Utada...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:58:10 -0700

ly0nheart1:

harezora:

iamtonysexual:

renkris:

Utada Hikaru, award-winning singer/songwriter.

when you walk away

you don’t hear me say

“hey look out there’s a door there”

I guess I could say that the glass was simple and clean.

Stop that.

avislumos: for like .5 seconds, I thought that was a female...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:57:06 -0700

avislumos:

for like .5 seconds, I thought that was a female Harry and Ron next to Hermione.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:56:07 -0700

cassiesandsnark: you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:53:46 -0700

cassiesandsnark:

you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up

intotherabbithole: befera: misatofanclub: rose—-gold: ch3guev...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:51:24 -0700

intotherabbithole:

befera:

misatofanclub:

rose—-gold:

ch3guevara:

stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass

pocahontas was the worst

what did i just read

i am LAUGHING

VANILLA PUDDING JOHN SMITH OMFG

the interracial struggle is real

resisted: Love, Macaroons and Paris by lovelimzy on Flickr.

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:49:40 -0700

resisted:

Love, Macaroons and Paris by lovelimzy on Flickr.