she doesnt even know it yet…
Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret