psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret