Stop being adorable I shouldn’t ship political leaders
I just
How can you not like them
goddamn it
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*
It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
dear lord.

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.