Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
And I never see you there!
waaah DAMMIT! the only time i’ve seen you in real life was…from afar..at the village LOLLLLLL we need to eat together missy!
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME
BOTH OF THEM ARE HOT IN THEIR OWN WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i’m so conflicted
i’m sorry i gave such a crappy answer i really can’t choose HAHAHAHA
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
I go here way too often. ☺ @marianfreshness @samkazuo @dress_toimpress #sushi #sashimi (at M.Y.O Sushi)
Stepping on a fat, juicy spider with my bare foot has got to be one of the most disgusting and terrifying things I have ever experienced.
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u