Otis REALLY enjoys his post-bath dry-off.
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
will do anything for foood
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.
Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater
Police Dogs are a conundrum for me because I love dogs but I hate authority
Be with someone who takes the time to kiss you. Someone who stops what they’re doing to show you they appreciate and love you. Sometimes life gets a little hectic and it’s important to have someone who truly cares about you, someone to make you feel safe when things get rough.
Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"