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Fucking DEAD. Great response Morgan Freeman.
Mariah Carey- Beautiful ft. Miguel
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
im like a dior bag in the middle of a sea of fake coach purses u feel me
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
What do you call a happy rabbit?
no one cares
Ahop-timist!!!!
apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive
if this is naruto then i have no idea what the fuck is going on with naruto anymore
he’s about to revive that Uchiha clan
This is breathtaking wow
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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
